are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes
with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks
That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.
I ACCEPT THE NULL HYPOTHESIS.
SUCCESSFUL FRUIT FLY BREEDING.
We ran out of time to do all the labs we were supposed to in my biology class and I was disappointed that we weren’t going to get to dissect sharks anymore, so I said to my teacher ‘aw, can’t I take one home?’ and she got really excited and said ‘absolutely! I’ll give you one!’
My teacher is *giving* me a shark. I am ecstatic.